NCAA Final Four 2011: Maybe the BCS Should Be Taking Notes

28 03 2011

Somewhere in their dark, damp underground lair, the BCS committee is watching this year’s NCAA tournament unfold while they rub their hands together and cackle endlessly.

Just two months removed from their thrilling national title game that featured the “undisputed” top two teams in the country, Auburn and Oregon, they are watching their basketball counterparts flail about in this mess of a tournament that will see the VCU Rams and Butler Bulldogs square off in a national semifinal game this Saturday.

Of course this March Madness is fun to watch, for all of its chaos and unpredictability, but when it comes to crowning the best of the best—when it comes to deciding a champion—it surely disappoints.

Or so the BCS committee would think.

Because at the end of the day, after all the thrilling upsets and wacky buzzer-beaters, what America really wants to see when they turn on the Final Four are teams like Kansas and Duke and North Carolina and Ohio State. They don’t want to watch VCU and Butler.

Or do we?

For the second consecutive season, the Butler Bulldogs have reached the Final Four, something neither Kentucky or UConn can lay claim to. At this point, with two straight Final Four appearances—a feat typically reserved for teams like Michigan State, UCLA, Florida and Kansas—how are we to say that Butler really isn’t one of the best four teams in the country?

This week, in the days leading up to the tip-off of the first game in Houston on Saturday, you are probably going to hear a fair share of analysts argue that a Final Four consisting of Duke, Kansas, Ohio State and Pittsburgh would have been better for college basketball fans than a Final Four devoid of a single team that is higher than a 3-seed.

They will argue that a true national championship, in any sport, should be decided by the teams that the USA Today and ESPN polls tell us are the best teams in the land. They might even convince us, if only for just a second, that this is the way it should be.

But they’re wrong.

We all love the underdog story in this country. We love the underdog story because we, as Americans, were the underdog some 235 years ago. Seeing teams like VCU and Butler get a legitimate shot at winning a national championship in a major sport is something that awakens the underdog spirit in all of us.

Come Monday night, if you’re not rooting for either VCU or Butler against UConn or Kentucky in the national title game, then you’re either a graduate of UConn or Kentucky, a student who currently goes to UConn or Kentucky or you have a child who goes there. Otherwise, I can bet you that there will be something inside of you that becomes a Ram or a Bulldog fan, if only for one night.

As college basketball fans, we get to experience this magic—if we get lucky. The last two years, we have certainly gotten lucky. Maybe this year, Butler can achieve what they came within inches of a Gordon Heyward half-court heave of achieving last year. Or maybe VCU can complete their impossible run and bring a title home to Richmond.

Either scenario is a possibility in the world of college basketball. In the world of college football—not so much.

The chances of a team like VCU or Butler ever coming close to having a shot at winning a BCS national championship is roughly the same as your chances of waking up tomorrow and becoming the head football coach at Michigan: Zero.

Before the season even starts, we already know that small schools like Nevada and Ball State aren’t going to get a shot at playing for the BCS title, whether they finish the season 12-0 or 1,200-0. Is that exciting? Is that fair?

I don’t think it is. That’s part of the reason why I love it when the second week of March rolls around each year. It’s because I know that there’s a slight chance that something special can happen, and when it actually does, it’s that much more special.

When teams like VCU and Butler can prove everyone wrong and do the impossible, it’s another big checkmark on a list of arguments for a college football playoff system, and a big middle finger for all of the BCS bowl supporters who not only believe that the impossible can’t happen, but also that it doesn’t deserve to happen.





I Got an F in Bracketology 101

23 03 2010

Anybody who claims that there is a “science” to filling out an NCAA Tournament bracket is an idiot. There is no “science.” There isn’t even an acceptable method. In all honesty, it’s a crap-shoot. I’m not just saying that because I’m in 9th place right now out of 10 people in one pool and 90th out of 112 people in another one. After all, I’m not a sore loser. I’m just saying this because after a day and a half of Round 1, there was not a single perfect bracket to be found on ESPN’s Bracket Challenge out of 4.8 million participants. ALMOST 5 MILLION PEOPLE, and not one of them could even come within two rounds of picking a perfect bracket. So that’s why I’m whining.

Despite all of this though, I would never claim that the tournament is not fun. In fact, even though I took enough losses in the first round alone to render my bracket nearly unsalvageable, I still enjoyed the hell out of it. I mean, we had a double overtime thriller between BYU and Florida, Old Dominion thwarting Notre Dame and a near-colossal upset in Robert Morris-Villanova unfold before the tournament was even 3 hours old. To top it off, Murray State upset Vanderbilt and Ohio shocked Georgetown, and all of that happened in the just the first day.

This year’s first weekend was one of the most exciting I can ever remember watching, even as I sat in front of my TV tearing my bracket into tiny pieces with my teeth. As the first four days of non-stop college basketball frenzy neared its end on Sunday night, the feverish pace of March Madness didn’t slow down. We were ushered into our brief 3-day respite by yet another buzzer beater as Michigan State and seasoned tourney veteran Tom Izzo returned to the Sweet 16 for the second straight year, and yet another overtime game won by an increasingly scrappy and tough Purdue team that continues to march on despite having lost star player Robbie Hummel for the remainder of the season.

Heading into the Regional Semifinals beginning on Thursday night, we are looking at a Sweet 16 that features a 9-seed (Northern Iowa), a 10-seed (St. Mary’s), an 11-seed (Washington) and a 12-seed (Cornell), but yet is missing its number one overall seed (Kansas) for the first time since 2004. So where are they? Right about now, I’d imagine they’re in the same place I was a year ago at this time: sitting in a classroom.

Northern Iowa’s monumental upset of Kansas on Saturday night was the kind of game that you watch the tournament hoping to see; unless you’re one of the millions of people who picked Kansas to win the whole thing, much like myself. But even then, when the clock starts to wind down and you realize that the big, bad, mighty number one seed isn’t making that run they’re supposed to make, a part of everyone starts to get a little excited. If watching a major upset doesn’t get you excited, then you either don’t have a pulse or you just don’t care about sports. The bottom line is, people LOVE upsets. We all do. I can explain why, but I’ll save that for another column because I feel like I’ve already gone far enough off topic.

What I came in here to say today is that I really dropped the ball this year. I don’t mean that I missed a few picks here and there, I mean that I really dropped the ball big-time. I dropped the ball so bad that even Braylon Edwards sent me a sympathy card. Do you want some numbers, will that help you to understand a little better? Okay, here: out of the 48 possible picks up to this point in the tournament I have gotten only 28 of them right. TWENTY-EIGHT. That’s only 4 picks better than 50%. I might as well have flipped a coin for every pick. Seriously.

Now, enough about my awful bracket, it’s time for some of my thoughts from the past weekend. Let’s start with the players that impressed me the most in the first two rounds:

1. Omar Samhan, St. Mary’s – I’m not really sure how to describe him without using words like “beast” and “monster” and without sounding like I’m narrating an And 1 Mixtape video. Honestly though, he completely destroyed Richmond and Villanova with a combined 61 points and 19 rebounds in the two games. He might not have the physical attributes of a Dwight Howard or the sheer size of a Shaquille O’Neal, but he dominated the paint against Richmond and Nova like he was playing on a 7-foot hoop against 11-year old’s. It was fascinating to watch him, and now you can follow him on Twitter too!

2. Ryan Wittman, Cornell – This kid can shoot the lights out. Plain and simple.

3. Jacob Pullen, Kansas State – The second round match-up on Saturday night between him and Jimmer Fredette of BYU (he gets an honorable mention in this list, even though BYU won’t be heading to the Sweet 16) was an all-out slugfest and without a doubt one of the most physical games I have ever seen played by two guards in a college basketball game. In the end, Pullen ended up with 34 points and Fredette ended up with a bloody nose (literally) and the Wildcats are going to be playing Xavier on Thursday night for a ticket to the Elite Eight.

Now, for my Sweet 16 predictions (and in no way am I doing this to try and reverse jinx my bracket for this weekend, absolutely not).

(1) Syracuse over (5) Butler

(2) West Virginia over (11) Washington

(2) Kansas State over (6) Xavier

(1) Kentucky over (12) Cornell

(2) Ohio State over (6) Tennessee (Seriously, not a reverse jinx at all)

(10) St. Mary’s over (3) Baylor (I’m not lying, I don’t do the reverse jinx thing anymore)

(5) Michigan State over (9) Northern Iowa

(1) Duke over (4) Purdue (Fine, don’t believe me, I don’t care.)

My favorite part of the post-first-round review column is the coveted Annoying Commercial Awards! In the past, we’ve had Annoying Commercial Awards handed out to Chili’s commercials, and FreeCreditReport.com commercials and even GEICO commercials, but this year the award goes to a very special commercial that managed to defy all Annoying Commercial precedence. This commercial started off alright, the first 5-10 times it was aired, but then made a sharp turn into the pantheon of annoying commercials.

And the Most Annoying Commercial of the First Round goes to….Southwest Airlines! (watch the commercial here)

Congratulations, Southwest Airlines, on taking an annoying concept (having to pay money to check your bags at the airport) and turning it into an equally annoying commercial!

My award for Funniest Commercial of the First Round isn’t as prestigious of an award as the Most Annoying Commercial, but this year it goes to the HP commercial with Dr. Dre and That Guy From Flight of the Conchords.

Lastly, I have to do some crow-eating because of what I said in my last column about tournament pools and always beating my dad. I said:

“I don’t ever remember him finishing ahead of me in a tournament pool. So, I guess I kind of know what I’m doing. Don’t tell him I said that.”

Of course, someone told him that I said that (I think he read the column) and now I must publicly concede this year’s victory. Of course, the tournament isn’t over yet and there are still plenty of games to be played and I still have a (very slight, nearly impossible) chance of winning, but the fact of the matter is that he is beating me pretty badly right now. This is what I get for opening my big mouth and expecting not to jinx myself.

So that’s that. Four games on Thursday night and four games on Friday night before the Elite Eight begins on Saturday. I’m feeling like I want to put out a live running diary of one of those days, but I don’t know if that will be possible yet. We’ll see how it goes.





So It Begins…

16 03 2010

It's almost here. Finally.

I love college basketball. However, my embarrassing admission is that I don’t watch nearly enough of it as I would like to. I blame it mostly on when the college basketball regular season takes place: from November through February. For three out of those four months, I eat, sleep and breathe football. Is it right for me to ignore basketball just so I can have all of my focus on football? No, I’ll admit that it’s a little unfair. I should have enough time to focus enough on both, because let’s face it, what else do I do?

Here’s the thing though, when March starts to roll around, I get Tournament Fever just like everybody else. I print out five or six different brackets and attack each one differently until I end up with a Final Four that makes me feel comfortable (or smart). So how do I dive head first into the postseason tournament of a league that I barely watch during the regular season? I do some studying. A lot of it. So much studying that I was forced to question myself while I was in college and spending twice as much time figuring out the tournament bracket every year than I spent studying for midterms.

I cram in every semi-useful piece of knowledge that I can about the entire college basketball season. I’m talking about strength of schedules, API’s, non-conference API’s, head-to-head records, conference records, past tournament experience, conference rankings, conference tournament finishes, possible injuries to key players, important match-ups. ANYTHING that I feel can give me an edge when the opening tip-off of that first game finally rolls around.

It helps for the most part, and I actually prefer this method over following the regular season from beginning to end. At least for the purpose of being able to figure out the bracket come March. For example, my dad follows college basketball a lot more thoroughly than I do during the regular season. He’ll watch games every weekend and let’s just say that he tends to know a significant amount more than I do when the tournament begins. However, I don’t ever remember him finishing ahead of me in a tournament pool. So, I guess I kind of know what I’m doing. Don’t tell him I said that.

So, with all of that said, we fast forward to last night. I’m sitting in bed at 1 a.m. squinting at the computer screen and trying to read every article on ESPN.com with both of my brackets open in separate windows while I switched back and forth between them. I must have run through about 12 different Final Four teams before settling (maybe) on what I have right now. I must have also flipped between Purdue and Siena close to 30 times before I decided it was too much stress for an opening round game. I will most likely spend the rest of today researching my picks on Yahoo! Sports before I make another hundred changes to my bracket and I want to say that I should have a final version sometime around midnight on Wednesday.

As far as tournament pools go, I am safely squared away in one and it feels good to get that out of the way. There may be a second one, but I started that one, so I’m not banking on it to be very good. When I said in No Cure For March Madness that it has been six years since the last time I watched the NCAA Tournament without having any money on it, I had remarkably overlooked last year. Last year was the first year that I tried to start a pool by myself. I got a good amount of people to join it, but of course I was too lazy to collect the money from everybody (this is why you always let other people start tournament pools, too much work).

Needless to say (and I’m sure you could see this coming from miles away, but I swear it’s true), I won last year’s pool. Of course. The one year where I decide to start my own pool and not collect money from anyone, is the year that I win. The moral of this story is basically that I’m now a defending champion, and as a defending champion of something, I am expected to shed some light on it for the rest of the world and to share my wisdom. And any wisdom that includes why I think Baylor will make the Final Four is worth hearing (sorry, I don’t really have a reason for that pick).

If you’ve read any of my football picks columns, you obviously know better. DON’T LISTEN TO ME. But if you do decide to take my advice, remember that I won last year, and that means I’ll probably win again this year because that’s how dynasties work. So, without further adieu, here are my (slightly educated) thoughts on this year’s tournament bracket.

"I swear, this is not what it looks like."

1. I have one rule and one rule only when it comes to the NCAA Tournament, and it’s this: STAY FAR AWAY FROM WEST VIRGINIA. This rule mostly dates back to the John Beilein Era and the many, many times which they succeeded in chopping my bracket up into little pieces. However, I’m talking myself into the 2009-2010 Mountaineers because I like Bob Huggins and they made a gritty run in the Big East tourney to emerge as champs. Basically, I picked them to play Kansas in the National Championship and I’m just trying to convince myself that it’s okay for me to break my only rule.

2. Tom Izzo and the Michigan State Spartans are like my anti-Mountaineers. They carry my bracket almost every year, and they are proven tournament contenders. Don’t ever bet against Izzo in a tournament game. Unfortunately, I have MSU falling to Kansas in the Sweet 16, proving that the Midwest is going to be an absolute killer region this year, and also proving that I will probably change that pick another 20 times before Thursday even though I picked Kansas to win it all.

3. My first round upset specials look like this: 11-seed San Diego State over 6-seed Tennessee; 10-seed Georgia Tech over 7-seed Oklahoma State (watch out for Gani Lawal of GT to have a huge game); 12-seed UTEP over 5-seed Butler (two notes about this game in my next point); 11-seed Minnesota over 6-seed Xavier (Minnesota, the Big Ten tournament champions can be sneaky, just ask Purdue); 11-seed Old Dominion over 6-seed Notre Dame. Feel free to copy those. They are subject to change of course, because I only have one lower seed advancing in the first round in both the East and South regions and that seems fishy to me. Hence my internal struggle between Purdue and Siena.

4. UTEP is perhaps the most intriguing 12-seed in the tournament. Some reasons are explainable and others simply aren’t. For example, when picking a bracket, you NEED to have at least one 12-seed advancing in the first round and should have one even advancing to the Sweet 16. It’s become pretty much science at this point, that a 12-seed WILL upset a 5-seed in the first round. I’m disappointed that I could only talk myself into one of those 12-seeds in this year’s bracket because I legitimately like the 5-seeds Michigan State, Temple and Texas A&M. That leaves UTEP. Why do I like UTEP so much? According to a few sources I’ve found so far, “they have the pieces to make a run.” That sounds pretty. Also, they have a player on their team by the name of Derrick Character. If you don’t know who Derrick Character is, he is from Fanwood, NJ. He started his collegiate career at Louisville, but then was suspended for academic reasons and soon transferred to UTEP. I played against him in travel when I was 15. Is that a good enough reason to pick a 12-seed to beat Butler and Vanderbilt to advance to the Sweet 16? Yes.

5. I have not read too many flattering things about Kansas State, the number 2-seed in the West. Then again, Syracuse, the 1-seed in that region, lost its final regular season game to Louisville and then was ushered out of the Big East tourney rather early for my liking. So it’s only fitting that I end up with both KSU and ‘Cuse as the final two teams coming out of the West Region. I’ve seen a lot more of Syracuse this season than I have of the Wildcats, so I went with Syracuse to head to Indianapolis. I hope Jim Boeheim doesn’t let me down.

6.  An interesting note at this point in my bracket adventures: I have a 1-seed facing a 2-seed in three out of four of the regional finals. The one region where I don’t: the South, where I have 5-seed Texas A&M going against 3-seed Baylor in a Big 12 showdown. This makes me somewhat uncomfortable, until I remember that in 2008 all four number 1-seeds made it to the Final Four.

7.  Evan Turner. That’s all you need to know. He plays for Ohio State, he will likely be voted Player of the Year and I believe that he’s even better than John Wall of Kentucky. He’s that good, and he’s making me reconsider possibly pushing OSU past Kansas in the Midwest regional final. Maybe.

8.  However, John Wall and DeMarcus Cousins do still scare me a little bit. I hope I don’t end up regretting leaving them out of the Final Four in favor of West Virginia, although I have a good feeling that I will.

9.  Cornell is the “trendy” 12-seed upset pick over Temple. Don’t fall for it. I hate falling for those “trendy” upset picks, they rarely work out. I like Temple, they’re the Atlantic-10 champs and they’re playing good basketball right now.

10.  BAYLOR IN THE FINAL FOUR??!! In a region that was practically tailor-made for Duke? I know. What am I thinking, right? We’ll see.

11.  And that brings me to this point: Duke will disappoint. Mark my words. I wholeheartedly agree that they are one of the best teams in the nation this season and that this is perhaps their strongest squad in years…but — and this is an important but — Duke is notorious for choking in the tournament. Their early exits in recent years have started to look like somewhat of a trend and I don’t feel like getting hoodwinked again this year into picking Duke to reach the Final Four only to see them get booted in the Sweet 16 by Purdue, or Texas A&M (hopefully), or even Siena (it can happen, remember VCU in 2007? I do.). This is why I just can’t bring myself to trust this Duke team. Maybe they will prove me wrong.

12.  If I had access to the Elias Sports Bureau at my fingertips, I would probably be able to tell you when the last time was that I picked a bracket that featured neither the Connecticut Huskies nor the North Carolina Tar Heels, and I suppose I might also be able to tell you the last time that a defending National Champion (UNC in this case) did not make the field of 64 the following season. Unfortunately I can’t, although I suppose with the proper amount of Googling I could find it. Let’s just put it into more easily relatable terms and say that seeing a tournament bracket without UNC or UConn is like reading an issue of Us Weekly without seeing any pictures of Angelina Jolie or Britney Spears. There you go.

I think 2,000 words on a bracket I’m not even 100% sure of yet, is enough for now. I’ll probably be back with another column on Friday night after the first-round is over, although I won’t make any promises. It depends on whether or not my bracket is in the trash at that point.





No Cure For March Madness

11 03 2010

Really guys? Come on....

I know I haven’t written in more than a month and that’s pretty irresponsible of me, but I do have a fairly valid excuse. I’ve been working on my first novel during the past few weeks, and so I haven’t had much time to balance both things. Okay, that’s a complete lie. I have nothing but time. Actually, time is about the only thing I’ve had a lot of lately. Either way, the novel is coming along pretty nicely. It’s funny because it’s like I’m having a competition with myself to see what I can make less money doing: blogging or writing a novel. Right now, they’re both tied at $0 a piece. We’ll see how that turns out.

A lot has happened during the past month, and so here’s a quick Cliffs Notes recap of what I think are the most important sports stories of the last month:

- The New Orleans Saints stunned the Indianapolis Colts 31-17 in Miami on Feb. 7th to win their first Super Bowl in franchise history. Drew Brees was named the game’s MVP and showed the world that not only does he have what it takes to be mentioned among the top QB’s of his generation, but also that he has a really, ridiculously adorable son.

- Tiger Woods entered rehab for his “sex addiction”. Upon hearing this, men all over the country immediately deleted their internet history out of fear of also being placed in rehab. He then held a 15-minute “news conference” in which he fielded zero questions and spoke with about as much sincerity and emotion as HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey.

- The Nets kept losing.

- The Knicks also kept losing. Then they dumped even more salary by unloading the contracts of Darko Milicic, Nate Robinson, and the corpse of Jared Jeffries and acquiring Tracy McGrady’s expiring $22 million contract from Houston. In the process, the Knicks created almost $30 million in salary cap space heading into this summer’s free agent free-for-all and now apparently have enough money to sign two superstars. It is likely that neither of these superstars will be LeBron James, despite the collective prayers of the Knickerbocker faithful.

- Spring Training started. The Yankees went to an arcade to show us how much they like each other and how well they all get along. We were all supposed to feel happy for them, despite the fact that they….are a baseball team….and that’s kind of the point.

Tell me this doesn't make you wet your pants a little.

And that was about it. Nothing happens in February, so even the most mundane of stories turn into front-page headlines in the sports world. Thankfully though, the cold, uneventful winter months are behind us and we’re staring right in the face of arguably the most exciting one-month stretch of the year, at least when it comes to sports.

If you look at the next month/month and a half, we get treated to the following:

1) The NCAA Tournament starts next Thursday, which is no doubt, hands-down my absolute favorite sporting event of the year. Why? Because it gives me a reason to really get behind teams that I normally couldn’t care less about. Can you think of anything better than almost having an aneurysm on a Thursday night in March because Syracuse edged out Portland State by 2 points and you came within seconds of tearing up your bracket that had Syracuse in the Final Four? No, there is nothing more exciting than that, I’m sorry. I’ve tried the NCAA Tournament without putting any money on it. I think the last time I did that was 6 years ago. It wasn’t fun. I found my interest drifting away in the early rounds. When you’re in a pool with a $400 pot and you absolutely need West Virginia to beat Texas to have a shot at winning, tell me that it doesn’t make that game about 100,000 times more exciting. That is, if gambling was legal. My favorite thing about the tournament? When we start to get down to the Sweet Sixteen and I’m spending upwards of 8 hours a day playing around with all of the different possible combinations of teams in the Yahoo! Scenario Generator. As the number of teams left in the tournament decreases, the number of hours I spend on the Scenario Generator increases, exponentially.

2) The start of the baseball season on April 5th. With the start of a new season just around the corner, I have realized that the only way to forgot about the unrelenting nightmare that was the 2009 baseball season is to start a new one. What’s worse than the Mets losing two-thirds of their starting lineup to injuries halfway through the season and then having to endure a postseason that ranked somewhere between The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and all 40 Saw movies on the horror scale? Having to go through that for a second year in a row. What’s worse than watching a Yankees-Phillies World Series that made me want to pull out my own tongue? Watching the Yankees win another World Series. So things can only get better from here, right?

3) The NFL free-agent free-for-all. The Giants already got off to a pretty decent start with their signing of safety Antrel Rolle from the Arizona Cardinals. The thought of him and a healthy Kenny Phillips in the secondary next year makes me a little excited. There’s still a ton of questions to be answered though before free-agent season wraps up. For example, where will LaDainian Tomlinson end up, and will anybody care? How about the question of whether or not Donovan McNabb will be wearing a Eagles uniform next season? What team will Terrell Owens destroy next? Gripping storylines will unfold in the coming weeks and months and as usual, everyone will drool over the Chicago Bears until they start the season 1-4 and we remember that they still have no wide receivers. Oops!

4) The NFL Draft in late April. I don’t really have anything to say about this other than these quick points:

- Sam Bradford will be drafted wayyyyy higher than he should be.

-Tim Tebow will be drafted wayyyy lower than he should be.

-Suh should be and probably will be the #1 overall pick.

-The Giants need to draft some linebackers, maybe.

-The Jets finally can’t screw up a top-10 pick because they won’t have one.

So, as you can see, I’m pretty excited about the coming month(s) and I won’t let anyone bring me down from this cloud of sports bliss that I will be floating on until May when the Mets are 7 1/2 games out of first and LeBron is leading the Cavs to an NBA title that will all but guarantee he stays in Cleveland.

See you next week, sports fans and loyal readers.





Ready or Not, It’s Time for the Playoffs (And Why I Think The Packers Will Win It All)

5 01 2010
Green Bay Packers v Arizona Cardinals

Aside from the NCAA Tournament in March, the NFL Playoffs are probably my favorite postseason event in sports, even when the Giants aren’t playing. Do you want to know why I love the NFL Playoffs? If you don’t, just skip the next few sentences, because I’m going to tell you anyway. I love the NFL Playoffs because you get one chance, and that’s it. There are no best-of-5 series, there are no brutally long best-of-7 series that drag out for a week and a half. There is one game and one game only. If you’re unprepared, it will show. Typically in best-of-7 series, the team that is supposed to win, will win. In the NFL Playoffs, anything can happen. Often enough, anything does happen. That’s why I love the NFL Playoffs, because you can have a team like the 2008 Arizona Cardinals get hammered in Week 16 against the Patriots and lose by 40 points but then suddenly get hot at the right time and be in the Super Bowl a month later. I love the NFL Playoffs because a 10-6 wild-card team that everybody wrote off two months before can beat the number 1 and 2 seeds in the NFC in back-to-back weeks on the road and then stun an undefeated team to win the Super Bowl. Do I need to explain myself anymore?

If you’re getting deja vu from looking at the games slated for this weekend’s Wild Card playoff round, that’s because three out of the four match-ups are repeats from last week, and two of them are even being played on the same field. If I was the Elias Sports Bureau I would probably be able to tell you if that has ever happened before, but I don’t have those kinds of statistics in front of me, so for now I’m going to have to go out on a limb and guess that it is a pretty rare occurrence. Both the Packers and Eagles will return to the scene of the crime from Week 17 for a playoff rematch. The Packers easily handed the Cardinals a 33-7 loss in Glendale on Sunday, and will hope for a repeat performance this weekend. Meanwhile, the Eagles are hoping to actually show up in Arlington this Saturday night, because from what I saw they sure as hell didn’t show up on Sunday, losing 24-0 to the Cowboys and also losing out on a chance for the #2 seed in the NFC. In doing so, they dropped from the #3 seed all the way down to the #6 seed, ensuring that they will not have a home game in the playoffs. Going from possibly having a first-round bye and a home game in the Divisional round to being the #6 seed in the span of a few hours was probably just as disheartening for Eagles fans as remembering that they’ve lost 4 NFC title games in the last 7 years.

As for the Cardinals, I think we’ve all learned our lesson about writing off teams that look like a bunch of ghosts with uniforms on in Week 17. Last year’s Cardinals team taught us that lesson, and maybe they’re trying to reteach it again this year. All I know is that Sunday’s Packers-Cardinals game will certainly be a lot closer than 33-7.

So two exact, carbon-copy rematches from Week 17 in the first-round of the playoffs for the first time ever (yes, I’ve actually done the research now, so I can say that with confidence), and that’s just the NFC. What about the AFC? Well, there’s the remarkable story of the New York Jets. Even Rex Ryan wrote this team off a few weeks ago, but now they’re suddenly the toast of the town. How did this happen? I have no clue. I can take a shot in the dark though and attribute their sudden and inexplicable success to a few things:

1) Their cream puff of a schedule. The Jets won 9 games this year against Houston, New England, Tennessee, Oakland, Carolina, Buffalo, Tampa Bay, Indianapolis*, Cincinnati*. Three of those wins came against playoff teams, including Indy and Cincy in the last two weeks, but I’ll explain the asterisks in my next point.

2) They beat Indy and Cincy teams that were pretty much only on the field to collect a paycheck the last two weeks. Peyton Manning was out of the game by halftime in Week 16 allowing the Jets opportunistic defense to take advantage of a terrified Curtis Painter to the point where I was about to call DYFS on Jim Caldwell. And then on Sunday night, they trampled a Cincinnati team that clearly didn’t have any incentive to put on a show. I mean, Carson Palmer was 1/11 for 0 yards before being replaced by J.T. O’Sulli-beard. If those stats don’t scream, “The Football Felt Like a Frozen Brick, Somebody Give Me Coffee and Get Me Out of This Game Before Kimo Von Oelfhoffen Comes Out of Nowhere and Dives At My Knees”, then I don’t know what does.

3) Every single thing that the Jets needed to happen in the last two weeks in order to make the playoffs, happened.

But hey, I’m not bitter! So let’s move on to the next AFC Wild Card match-up featuring the New England Patriots and the Baltimore Ravens. Ironically, the Patriots, one of the only teams that I have been able to consistently figure out for the past 4 or 5 years is turning out to be the only team that I really don’t understand this season. Are they good? Are they a shell of their former selves? I can’t even tell anymore. However, if Wes Welker’s injury is as bad as they say it is (and they say it’s pretty bad, trust me), then I fear for New England. And if Tom Brady really has been playing with broken ribs for the last month like Bill Simmons says he has, then I fear for New England. I can see this game going either way though, it’s like the Tila Tequila of playoff games.

So, with all of that said, here are my Wild Card playoff predictions:

Saturday, 4:30 p.m. EST

Bengals 27, Jets 17

I didn’t watch all of Sunday night’s game, I’ll be honest. Most of what I got out of the game, I got from glancing over my shoulder at the TV while I sat at a blackjack table at Showboat. What I saw was this: J.T. O’Sullivan’s beard, Mark Sanchez not throwing many passes, really cold fans, Brad Smith, J.T. O’Sullivan’s beard, Mark Sanchez looking confused. Somehow it was 37-0. It’s going to be a whole different sequel in Cincinnati on Saturday with the Bengals hosting a playoff game in front of their home crowd for the first time since the 2006 playoffs when Kimo Von Oelhoffen simultaneously ended Carson Palmer’s season and the Bengals’ season on the second play from scrimmage.

Saturday, 8:30 p.m. EST

Eagles 31, Cowboys 23

You can’t say the same about the Eagles Week 17 performance as you could about the Bengals. The Eagles had a lot to play for, probably just as much as anyone else playing last week. They just didn’t show up, simply enough. Now, they have to avoid the dubious distinction of losing to the same team three times in one season, and twice in consecutive weeks. JerryWorld is going to be packed to the gills for it’s first playoff game and it’s going to be up to Donovan McNabb and DeSean Jackson to quiet the crowd and get the Eagles on the board early. If the Cowboys build an early lead like they did last week, it’s going to be Blitz City for the Dallas D and the Eagles injury-depleted offensive line.

Sunday, 1:00 p.m. EST

Patriots 20, Ravens 17

This game is going to be about how well the Patriots defense can calm down the Ravens potent two-headed beast at running back of Ray Rice and Willis McGahee and it’s also about how many times Randy Moss can get open against the Baltimore secondary. If Randy Moss has a big day, then so too will New England. I think that the Patriots should be able to get it done against the Ravens on Sunday, but with Welker gone and Brady not 100%, they’re going to have trouble after that, especially against San Diego and Indy, should it come to that.

Sunday, 4:00 p.m. EST

Packers 36, Cardinals 33

I like Aaron Rodgers and I like this Packers team just about as much as any other team in this year’s postseason. I have a good feeling about Green Bay and I think they’re one of the hottest teams in the league right now, and I love Donald Driver and Greg Jennings, and this Packers team is my playoff team for 2009. They seem to me like the most complete team in the NFC, and yes, even more so than the Saints. Their defense, the new 3-4 system implemented by Dom Capers this season, as proven to be effect as it’s one of the best in the league. Their balanced offense is a perfect fit for the gunslinging Aaron Rodgers, and I finally think that it’s time for a coming of age for A-Rod. Beating Brett Favre in the playoffs for a ticket to the NFC Championship is probably the sweetest justice he can have. As you can probably tell, I like the 2009 Green Bay Packers. I like them to beat Arizona on Sunday and then I like them to beat Brett Favre and the Vikings next week and then it’s on to DALLAS, OR PHILADELPHIA, OR NEW ORLEANS! THE PACKERS ARE GOING TO TAKE THEM ALL DOWN!

Since I’m already all worked up I just wanted to add one more paragraph about something that happened yesterday in the Giants organization that excited me more than anything else having to do with the Giants since Week 15: Defensive coordinator Bill Sheridan was fired. As I watched the latest 44-7 embarrassment this past Sunday in Minnesota, I hoped that Sheridan would be out no later than Monday, and I (along with most of Giants Nation, I would imagine) got my wish yesterday afternoon. So thank you, John Mara, for standing up for your fans and for being an owner with guts, and for doing what the Wilpons will probably never do: FIRE PEOPLE THAT CAN’T DO THEIR JOB (*cough* Omar Minaya *cough*).








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