NFL Thoughts: Just the Usual Insanity

3 10 2011

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I don’t have a clue what to make of this young NFL season. We’re four weeks in and, as usual, I’m stumped. But that’s how you know it’s good. When you wake up on a Monday morning a little confused and a little excited and also a little scared, that means that the National Football League is doing its damn job.

At the conclusion of Week 4 (save for tonight’s Indy-Tampa Bay game that I don’t think more than 6 people are actually going to watch), there are a handful of surprises and not-surprises. Since paragraphs are for the weak, I’m going to give you a run-down of my scattered and sometimes incomplete thoughts in bullet form because it’s 2011 and the American public has an extremely short attention span.

*The Detroit Lions are 4-0 and everybody claims to have seen this coming. I’m sorry, I don’t know where I was when the Lions bandwagon filled to capacity and pulled out of the station, but I wasn’t notified. For some reason, nobody seems to really be shocked that the Lions are 4-0 and that Calvin Johnson is grabbing touchdowns out of the air left and right with ease like he just crashed an 8-year-old’s birthday party. I mean, the man is on pace for 32 TOUCHDOWN CATCHES for God’s sake. I know that everybody is talking about them and that they’re the Cinderella team du jour, but everybody is talking about them like they knew this was coming. Listen, I’m not oblivious, I know the Lions have a very talented team, but I thought that at the end of the day, they’re still the Lions. They straight-up embarrassed the Dallas Cowboys yesterday. Embarrassed them.

*Calvin Johnson. Again. He’s making NFL defenses look so stupid right now. I mean, how many teams can say that on a first-and-goal at the 2, they can just have their QB chuck a jump ball up into the back of the end zone and have a guaranteed touchdown 9 out of 10 times? Come on.

*Dallas Cowboys blowing late-game leads like it’s their job/Dream Team looking nightmarish. Tony Romo threw away a 24-10 4th quarter lead against the Jets in Week 1 and then threw away a 27-3 lead to the Lions yesterday. And when I saw “threw away” I literally mean that he threw the ball directly into the hands of the opposing team, multiple times. I mean that he literally threw two consecutive Pick 6′s yesterday. The Cowboys’ meltdown yesterday was matched only by the slow-motion train wreck that is the Philadelphia “Dream Team” Eagles. Not only did they blow a 23-3 lead to the San Francisco 32nds (that’s their NFL ranking for total offense) but they also managed to put a hex on the Philadelphia Phillies who went ahead and blew a 4-run lead of their own in Game 2 of the NLDS last night. Impressive! The Eagles are now 1-3, meaning that they now have a 14% chance of making the playoffs, according to the last 21 years of NFL history. Chalk this one up under the “Not Surprised” category though, thanks to the man standing on their sidelines wearing the headset and parachute pants.

*Rules don’t apply to Victor Cruz because Victor Cruz makes the rules. Couldn’t have been more baffled by the Victor Cruz non-fumble call last night, but also couldn’t have been more ecstatic about it either. Once you actually read the rule that the officials were referring to, it makes a little more sense, but I still couldn’t help but get flashbacks of Eli diving crumpling to the ground untouched against the Eagles last year and losing the ball. Anyway, we’re 3-1 and how do you like that Jets fans?

*Oh by the way, Eli Manning is only quietly having one of the best 4-week stretches of his career. No big deal. Remember when the season started and everyone was all like “I know he threw for 4,000 yards and 31 touchdowns last year and has a Super Bowl MVP to his name, but he totally sucks the big one!” Then the Giants stunk up the joint in Week 1 and everybody was all like “I told you!” And then what does Easy do? Just rolls off three straight wins, with two of them being come-from-behind wins on the road where the Giants trailed in the 4th quarter. No biggie. He only completes 32-of-40 passes for 415 yards, 4 TDs and no INTs in the second half of the last three games. Ho hum. Only third in the NFL in QB rating behind those other bums Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady. You go do your thing, Easy. Let the haters hate.

*A little confused about the Cam Newton pants-wetting ceremony. For the fourth straight week, Cam Newton has every NFL analyst in America wearing diapers, and that’s completely justifiable because after all he’s led the Panthers to a shocking….1-3 record? But he throws for so many yards though! I don’t get it.

*The New York Jets are what we thought they were. Completely overrated and offensively inept. Mark Sanchez just keeps flinging the ball around like it’s covered in spiders and he’s afraid to hold it, and Jets fans are alright with blaming it all on the fact that Nick Mangold is out of the lineup because he’s the reason that two of their top three wide receivers are a combined 117 years old.

*Meanwhile, the Vikings can’t beat anybody, not even a team that can’t beat anybody. Going into this one, I was completely convinced that the Kansas City Chiefs were far and away the worst team in the National Football League. Now, I’m completely convinced that the title has to go to the Vikings. Just horrendous football. I can’t believe I actually wrote this column about Donovan McNabb a few years ago. I can’t even defend the guy anymore. Hang it up Donovan, please.

*Wes Welker is living the dream. Do you realize the kinds of numbers that Wes Welker is putting up right now? A 5’9″ white guy hasn’t cleaned up like this since Scott Baio and Tony Danza dominated the primetime sitcom game. 40 receptions and 616 yards and it’s only Week 4. This guy is on pace to rack up 160 catches, almost 2,500 yards receiving and 20 touchdowns. Unheard of. He probably won’t end up with numbers that outrageous, but if he does they should not only give him the MVP, they should rename it The Wes.

*Chris Johnson. It’s nice of you to stop impersonating an old wooden bench and resume your job as an NFL running back, but let’s try to maybe get into the end zone next week. How about it?

Overrated list: Atlanta Falcons, Oakland Raiders, Buffalo Bills, Washington Redskins (I know, they shouldn’t count), New York Jets, Dallas Cowboys

Uh Oh List: Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers

Underrated List: Houston Texans, Tennessee Titans

Jury is still out on these teams: Baltimore Ravens, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, New York Giants, Chicago Bears

They are as good as we thought: Green Bay Packers

Nauseatingly bad: Miami Dolphins, Minnesota Vikings, Kansas City Chiefs, Jacksonville Jaguars, St. Louis Rams

 

 





NFL Week 2 Picks: Return of the Picks

15 09 2011

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Well, it’s that time of year again. I apologize for missing out on the Week 1 picks. I’m usually fashionably late to most things, and that includes the NFL season, but I felt a lot better about it after watching Sunday’s Giants game because at least I know that they showed up late to the season as well.

But, the picks have returned and so has the fantasy football season and I can now go back to doing what I do best: making myself look like I know absolutely nothing about a league I have watched obsessively since I was 5 years old.

Here is where I stop talking about the picks and start making them. As per the usual, home teams in all CAPS and let the fun begin.

Chicago (+7) over NEW ORLEANS

I don’t think I was the only one that expected a massive hangover from Jay Cutler to start the season after what happened in last year’s NFC championship game and the fact that he broke up with Kristin Cavallari (by the way, I’m referring to a hangover in both the figurative and literal sense). But, he proved us all wrong last week with a convincing win over an Atlanta team that is just a tad overrated. The Saints are the Saints, we know that already.

Kansas City (+8.5) over DETROIT

I’m as excited about the new Detroit Lions as anybody else is. I have Matthew Stafford and Calvin Johnson on my fantasy teams. But I’m not yet 8.5-point-favorites excited. The Chiefs played last week like they thought the preseason was extended to 5 games and nobody had the heart to tell them that it was their home opener. Not even the fans.

Jacksonville (+9.5) over NY JETS

If you’re noticing a trend, it’s because I’m not sold enough on anyone this early in the season (except maybe Green Bay and New England) to be backing them as 9-point favorites. Especially not the way the Jets defense looked for most of the game against Dallas and especially not since the Jaguars have been notoriously victimizing the Jets at the Meadowlands for years now. Look it up.

Oakland (+3) over BUFFALO

The underdog streak continues! I think Oakland’s win over Denver on Monday night was less of an aberration than Buffalo’s blow-out win over Kansas City. Why? I don’t have a clue. At least I’m honest.

WASHINGTON (-3.5) over Arizona

Last week Rex Grossman made his first NFL start in 5 years. As we all know, the Giants have an extensive history of making quarterbacks that are either making their first start in a long time, or their first start ever, look really, really good. If you don’t believe me, just take a look back to 2007 against Washington and the immortal Todd Collins. That night, he made his first start in a decade — yes, a DECADE — and beat the Giants 22-10. But enough about the Giants. This paragraph is about the Redskins and the Cardinals and about how I couldn’t care less about either team. Kevin Kolb is 1-0!

Baltimore (-6) over TENNESSEE

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a team operate in full-on “F-YOU MODE” like the Baltimore Ravens did on Sunday. Faking the extra point and running it in for a two-point conversion when you’re already up by 20? F YOU PITTSBURGH. And then, Tom Brady took it up a notch one night later and went into complete Madden 12 mode against the Dolphins.

PITTSBURGH (-14) over Seattle

Oh Tarvaris Jackson! You’re such a nightmare, such an indefatigable QB plague, that your team is 14 point underdogs in Week 2 to a team that got blasted the week before! You are going to make so much money for a nation of compulsive gamblers this year! DO YOU EVEN REALIZE HOW IMPORTANT YOU ARE?

Green Bay (-9.5) over CAROLINA

Not this time, Cam. Sorry. You might throw for 422 yards in a losing effort when you’re playing a pass defense as porous as Arizona’s, but not against Green Bay. “WELCOME TO THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, CAM NEWTON.” – Clay Matthews.

Tampa Bay (+3) over MINNESOTA

The Vikings should make things fun and open up the quarterback position for their home opener this week. Hold a contest, pick four winners and have each of them play quarterback for the Vikings for one quarter a piece. The person that can throw for more than 39 yards against an NFL defense and beat Donovan McNabb’s Week 1 total, wins season tickets for life. If all four people can do it, then sign one of them.

Cleveland (-2) over INDIANAPOLIS

I knew that the time would eventually come when the Colts would be 2-point underdogs at home to the Cleveland Browns, I just had no clue it would be this soon. I wasn’t ready yet. R.I.P. Indianapolis Colts.

Dallas (-3) over SAN FRANCISCO

Although there’s always the strong possibility that with a lead late in the 4th quarter, Tony Romo will close his eyes and fling the ball directly into the hands of a San Francisco linebacker with a clear path to the end zone.

Houston (-3) over MIAMI

“This is the Texans’ year! Do you hear me? THIS IS IT! Seriously this time. No, really. They WILL make the playoffs this year. I’M TELLING YOU.” – Every NFL analyst.

NEW ENGLAND (-7) over San Diego

There’s absolutely no way that this won’t be one of those 48-41 games where both teams’ punters just stand on the sidelines with their arms awkwardly folded the entire game like they’re waiting for their wives to finish trying on shoes at Macy’s. Plus, it will be really fun for all the fans who are completely wasted from drinking (water) all day!

DENVER (-4) over Cincinnati

Will this finally be the week that Tim Tebow descends from the heavens to save/destroy Denver Broncos football? Probably not.

Philadelphia (-2.5) over ATLANTA

Michael Vick returns to Atlanta! Matty Ice gets booed at home! Cris Collinsworth makes an inappropriate joke! Faith Hill! It’s Sunday Night Football on NBC!

St. Louis (+5.5) over NY GIANTS

We can’t really lose at home to a Rams team that’s missing Steven Jackson, can we? (Don’t answer that.)

 

 





Don’t Feel Guilty for Wanting Michael Vick to Succeed

12 01 2011

I’m an enormous Giants fan, so the next sentence you read on this page might come as a surprise. I want to see Michael Vick succeed. Does that make me any less of a Giants fan because he’s the quarterback of not only a fierce division rival, but a team that completely decimated our playoff hopes just a few weeks ago? No, it doesn’t. It doesn’t make me a bad guy either.

I don’t feel guilty for wanting to see Michael Vick return to being Michael Vick again and neither should anybody else. This entire season, as we watched him shred defenses (particularly the Giants defense) time and time again with both his legs and his arm, we sat back and watched with a sort of veiled sense of apprehension. “Wow he’s fun to watch, but I don’t know…I mean, he’s a criminal. He’s a bad guy.”

Well, he was a criminal. From everything I’ve seen and heard from Michael Vick in the past year, he seems to be every bit as reformed and rehabilitated as a 21-month prison sentence should make someone. So he’s not a criminal anymore, he’s just an NFL quarterback, and a pretty damn good one at that.

I was in the crowd at Lincoln Financial Field on Sunday for the Wildcard playoff game between Philadelphia and Green Bay and when Vick emerged from the giant inflatable eagle head as fans roared and waved their white towels and fireworks shot out of Swoop’s head, I felt something palpable in the air. I felt the sudden and overwhelming adoration and acceptance of a once-fallen star that has since redeemed himself in a big way and has earned the respect and love of an entire city in the process.

Philadelphia Eagles fans make no excuses for wanting to see Michael Vick succeed, and neither should you. It’s the quintessential great American comeback story, and I’ll be damned if we all don’t love a good comeback story every now and then.





The Nightmare Before Christmas

20 12 2010

EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ - DECEMBER 19: DeSean Jackson  of the Philadelphia Eagles runs in the game winning touchdown on a punt return against the New York Giants at New Meadowlands Stadium on December 19, 2010 in East Rutherford, New Jersey. (Photo by Nick Laham/Getty Images)

The reality of it all started to come crashing down sometime after DeSean Jackson dropped the line-drive punt that fluttered off the foot of Matt Dodge, and a few seconds before he cut sharply to his left and streaked straight across a suddenly wide-open middle of the field. The feeling of “Oh s— this isn’t really happening, is it?” collided with the sudden realization that “Oh s— this really IS happening right now” and before the 85,000 bewildered Giants fans even had a chance to fully process what naturally occurs when these two things collide with one another, DeSean Jackson was crossing the goal line with the ball held high in his right hand and the game clock showed 00:00.

Then it was quiet. Empty plastic bottles of Coors Light whizzed by, zipping through the air like bullets, tiny droplets of beer being flung in every direction. There was a pile of Eagles in the corner of the end zone so big you would have thought they just won the World Series. Photographers ran on the field, apparently unaware that an extra point still had to be kicked, players pushed and shoved one another, Tom Coughlin chewed out a dumbfounded Matt Dodge who looked like….well, exactly how someone should look in that situation. And there I was. All around me there was confusion. Not the kind of confusion where nobody knows what’s going on. No, everybody knew exactly what had just happened. It was the kind of confusion where nobody knew how something like that could have happened. The kind of confusion where the look on our faces told the whole story all at once: “Did I really see what I think I just saw?” The answer was clear, and it was sobering.

Eagles 38, Giants 31. There I was, standing in a building with 85,000 other people who had no clue how to react to what they just saw. So I looked around me for something to throw. Then after deciding against hurling projectiles, I went ahead and threw the only thing I had on me: words. Very, very bad words, and a lot of them. I yelled obscenities that would make a sailor blush. I yelled until spit flew from my almost-numb lips, pointing my finger at the field as if anyone down there could hear me. I didn’t care though.

Eagles 38, Giants 31. Anyone who left the game early, right after Eli Manning’s 4th touchdown pass of the afternoon found Kevin Boss in the back of the end zone, might not understand how that score ended up the way it did. Even I don’t fully understand, and I was sitting there watching the whole thing unfold. After all, it was Giants 31, Eagles 10 with no more than 8 minutes left in the game, right? The game was all but over, the fat lady was warming up her voice, everyone in the stands were dancing to Kris Kross’s “Jump” and my brother was slumped so far down in his seat that I thought he was trying to hide in his own jacket. We had this game wrapped up. First place in the NFC East, maybe a #2 seed in the NFC if we could win out, we were going to steam roll our way into the playoffs and it was all going to start with the beating we gave Michael Vick yesterday. We shut him down. We intercepted him, we sacked him, we hit him, we beat the Eagles’ morale into submission. It was over. Giants 31, Eagles 10.

Then it was Vick to Celek. A freak play that should have never happened like it did. Justin Tuck was 40 yards deep in coverage for some reason and Kenny Phillips dove at the ball and missed when he should have been trying to tackle Celek and suddenly it was 31-17. It was alright though, there were only 7 minutes left, all we had to do was run the ball, run the clock, pick up a few first downs and we were good.

Then the onside kick. Apparently no one on the Giants coaching staff had ever heard of such a thing. “Onside kick, what’s that?” Oops. The Eagles had the ball again, and now I’m starting to wonder. This is when the fear begins to creep in. Exactly two minutes later, with the clock reading 5:28 and the scoreboard reading Giants 31, Eagles 17, Vick scampers through a gaping hole off left tackle and into the end zone. Way too easy. Giants 31, Eagles 24. Uh oh.

Now there’s no more dancing in the stands. There’s no more “EA-GLES SUCK!” chants, no more of anything. Now there’s just that sinking feeling. Now there’s just a lot of people turning to the person next to them and not having to say a word because they both know exactly what the other is thinking. And even though we both knew, I said it anyway. I turned to the guy next to me, wearing a Giants construction helmet and Giants earmuffs and I said, “Oh s—, they’re gonna lose this game, aren’t they?”

But we still had the ball. We needed to run some clock. Actually, we needed to score again. So it’s Manning to Manningham for 12. First down. Then it’s Bradshaw for 7. Bradshaw for 2. Bradshaw for 2. Another first down. Bradshaw for 4. Now we’re at the Eagles 38-yard line. The Eagles have called all of their timeouts. None left. There is 3:56 to go. Ten more yards and we’re at least in field goal range. Ten more yards and we can push our lead back to two scores. Ten more yards and we can breathe easy again. Then a penalty. False start. We march back to the 43-yard line. On 2nd and 11, Bradshaw goes for 3. Third down. Now we’re passing. The Eagles know we’re passing, but who cares, they haven’t stopped it all day. Manning to Hagan: incomplete. And we punt.

Three minutes to go. The Eagles have the ball on their own 12. They need to go 88 yards. That’s a long way, at least that’s what everyone in the building is telling themselves. Plus, they have no timeouts. All we need is for our defense to make one play. One big play, that’s it. They’ve been doing it all day, so it shouldn’t be a problem. We’ve batted down four passes at the line, we’ve sacked Vick three times, we can do it again.

One minute and forty-five seconds. That’s all it takes for Vick to lead the Eagles up the field and into the end zone. Runs of 33 yards and 22 yards by Vick make it look like the defense is moving in slow motion and he has switched it into a higher gear. That’s how easy it looks. The touchdown pass to Jeremy Maclin looks even easier. Giants 31, Eagles 31.

Here’s the good news, Giants fans: we have the ball again. 1:16 to go, and the game is in Eli’s hands. We only need about 30 yards to be in a comfortable range for Lawrence Tynes. How many times have we seen Eli come through for us in this situation? A lot. That’s what I tell myself. At the very least, we can run out the clock and play for overtime where we can hit the reset button and start over. But it didn’t happen that way. Instead, it went like this: incomplete, incomplete, sack. Then a punt. The punt.

It all happened so fast. It all looked so easy. In fact, it was just so perfect that it seemed fixed. I half-expected the Undertaker to roll out of the tunnel behind the end zone on a motorcycle and smack Matt Dodge with a steel chair as he tried to make a game-saving tackle on DeSean Jackson. At least then it would have made some sense. But alas, we Giants fans are left behind in the debris of this latest disaster, still trying to make sense of it all. Trying to understand how, or why. Don’t expect any answers. Don’t expect me to try and glean any positives from this either; there simply aren’t any.





The Eagles Are Coming! The Eagles Are Coming!

14 12 2010

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed last night’s 21-3 thumping of the Minnesota Vikings as much as the next Giants fan. I enjoyed the 200+ yards we gained on the ground against a typically stingy Vikings run defense and I enjoyed seeing Steve Smith, Hakeem Nicks and David Diehl back on the field and making plays again. However, there was one thing that kept me distracted throughout — one thing that kept me looking over my shoulder like I was a kid sneaking a Snickers bar past curfew at fat camp — the Philadelphia Eagles are coming to town on Sunday.

I’m worried about the Eagles not because they are 9-4, not because of I’m afraid of Michael Vick, but because they’ve beaten us the last 5 times we’ve faced each other dating back to the 2008 season. It was November 9, 2008 to be exact. Going into Sunday’s battle for NFC East supremacy at the Stadium With No Name, it will be 2 years, 1 month and 10 days since the last time we have beaten the Philadelphia Eagles. Are we due for a victory over our turnpike rivals? Maybe. But maybe they will come into our building for the second straight December and shove us out of the way as they reach for the division title, kind of like Tony Siragusa shoving his way through a buffet line.

I will be there on Sunday afternoon for what will be (for all intents and purposes) the biggest game of the season thus far in the NFC, at least until the Falcons host the Saints in Week 16 for a game that might decide the NFC South division title as well as the NFC’s number one seed. I will be there with my hopes high and my seats even higher, trying to will the Giants to 10-4 and a legitimate shot at locking up the NFC East and a first-round bye.

Before that happens though, there are things that need to be addressed. First and foremost, can Eli Manning play an entire game without throwing a pass that makes me want to fling all of my personal belongings off the upper deck? Can he stop trying to be his brother for one game and shed this stupid interception bug that’s been plaguing him all year? Can we try maybe sticking with Jacobs and Bradshaw to start the game, hoping that running the football can open up the passing lanes and take some pressure off of Eli so he’s not trying to force passes into tight coverage and turning the ball over? Can we try to get constant pressure on Vick and prevent him from extending plays with his legs? These are all things that we need to do successfully on Sunday in order to win the game. It might be asking for a lot, but I think they’ll be able to manage.

At 9-4, we control our own destiny right now. A win over the Eagles on Sunday gives us sole possession of first place in the NFC East going into a Christmas weekend game at Lambeau against a slightly struggling Packers team with a quarterback that may or may not know what day it is. If we manage to win out and beat Green Bay and then Washington in the finale, we could be in very good shape. One thing is for sure though, and that is the fact that there will be a 10-6 team that misses the playoffs in the NFC. We need to win at least two of our last three games. Even then, 11-5 might only be good enough for a wild card spot if we lose to Philadelphia. That means that Sunday’s game is enormous — but it’s not like you didn’t know that already.

On Sunday morning at 9 a.m. sharp, I’ll be in the car on my way to the Stadium With No Name wearing my lucky Eli Manning jersey, my lucky Sunday Giants t-shirt, my lucky white Giants sweatshirt that I wore to the Wild Card playoff game in Tampa and ignoring whatever curveballs the weather tries to throw at us, to be as loud as possible and hope that the Giants can play well enough to prevent my Eagles fan brother from standing on his seat and goading Giants fans into chanting words that end with “hole” like he did last December. Basically, I will be doing my part to help the Giants win. Now, all that’s left is for the Giants to do their part.





WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

22 11 2010

With the (huge) exception of our 2007 Super Bowl title run (and trust me, I don’t want to take anything away from that miraculous season), the New York Football Giants have been notorious for flushing the second half of their season down the toilet, at least in the Tom Coughlin Era. I don’t have a clue as to why this seems to happen every year, but it does and it’s about as frustrating as successfully potty-training your child only to have him poop his pants in the garden section of Home Depot the next day.

I don’t know exactly what it is about Coughlin’s teams that make them poop their pants in Home Depot in the second half of every season (you know, except for 2007), but I don’t want to go on a rant without first giving you some raw numbers to support my wild-eyed theories. So here they are:

In 2004, Coughlin’s first season with the Giants, we started off the season 5-2 before we went into the tank in dramatic fashion, dropping 8 of our last 9 games to finish 6-10. That is a pretty rough second half of the season, by any standards.

In 2005, we began the season 6-2, and then had a slightly less successful second half, going 5-3. I actually wouldn’t even include 2005 in this argument if we hadn’t hosted a playoff game in round one against the Carolina Panthers after finishing 11-5 and gotten shut-out 23-0. A one-game playoff collapse, but a late-season choke nonetheless.

In 2006, we once again began the season 6-2, getting off to yet another red-hot start. And once again, we would sputter out down the stretch, finishing a dismal 2-6 in our last 8 games and actually losing 6 of 7 before winning in the final week at Washington to squeak into the postseason at 8-8. What happened in the playoffs? Another first round exit, this time at the hands of the Eagles. So much for the hot start.

We’ll skip 2007 and go to 2008. After one of the best starts in franchise history, we found ourselves at 11-1 going into Week 14. We then lost back-to-back games to the Eagles and Cowboys in which we couldn’t manage more than 250 yards total offense in either one, before finally clinching the #1 seed in Week 16 against Carolina. We ended up going 1-3 in the last four games and — once again — leaving the playoffs after only one game, thanks to the Eagles and one of the most abysmal playoff performances I have ever seen from a 12-4 team playing at home.

What about last year? Well, you should remember last year, unless you willingly chose to repress those memories deep within your subconscious to stop the pain, which is completely understandable. Last year, we began 5-0, as per the usual in the Tom Coughlin Era. And as per the usual, we lost 8 of our last 11 games, finishing 8-8 and missing the playoffs for the first time since 2004.

What is going to happen this year? Honestly, I don’t have a clue. This season so far, through the first 10 games, the Giants have looked like the most schizophrenic team in football. We opened the season 1-2, with three of the sloppiest performances I’ve seen from a Giants team in years. Eli had almost 90 interceptions off of tipped passes and our defense looked suspect at best. Then starting with a dominating performance on Sunday night in Week 4 against Chicago (a team that might be just as schizophrenic as us), we rolled off 5 straight wins and looked like we might just be the best team in the NFL, at 6-2. Then the last two weeks happened. All of a sudden our invincible and impenetrable defense looked….well, very vincible and very penetrable.

We let Jon Kitna through the ball all over the field on us, and last night we allowed LeSean McCoy to turn a nearly-broken play on 4th and 1 into a 50 yard touchdown run. That play, unquestionably the back-breaking turning point of the game, put the Eagles back on top 24-17 and buried the Giants. That play marked the second time in as many weeks that the Giants defense surrendered a touchdown run of more than 50 yards, after not allowing one all season.

I’m not going to blame last night’s loss on the defense though. Actually, the defense was what allowed us to stay in the game as long as we did, forcing the Eagles to kick 3 field goals on three red zone trips and limiting the damage as much as they could. Instead of trailing 28-3 late in the 3rd quarter, it was a much more manageable 16-3 deficit, which allowed us to crawl back into the game and eventually take the lead in the 4th.

So the defense was not to blame. They did their job, containing Michael Vick for most of the night, something that no defense has been able to do successfully all season, and even forcing him to commit his first turnover of the year, a fumble caused by a very timely Justin Tuck strip in the 4th quarter that ultimately led to the Giants’ go-ahead touchdown.

My major gripe about last night’s game should come as no surprise to anyone watching the Giants all season: turnovers. TURNOVERS, TURNOVERS, TURNOVERS, TURNOVERS, and MORE TURNOVERS. If you think I’ve had enough ranting for one day, just wait until I get started with the turnovers (just to give you a heads-up, I’m starting right now).

The turnover bug has got to stop. I have never, EVER seen a team turn the ball over more times than this 2010 Giants team. It’s almost gotten to the point of hilarity where you can almost predict when and how they are going to turn the ball over. Actually, I did it twice last night, I kid you not. I correctly predicted Ahmad Bradshaw’s first fumble (his 13,456th of the season) and I predicted Eli’s interception on the Giants final possession of the game, which Asante Samuel then proceeded to give back to us by fumbling on the return. What’s even funnier, is that only three plays later, Eli would turn the ball over again, fumbling because no one told him that quarterbacks are supposed to slide feet-first and not dive face-first into the grass like they’re being shot at. The funny thing is, he did the exact same thing in a game against the Eagles last year, and fumbled it. Come on Eli, you’re telling me you’re not smart enough to learn from your own mistakes?

The turnovers are getting really, really, REALLY ridiculous and the worst part about them is that they always seem to come at the absolute worst possible moments. Moments where I have found myself literally begging out loud for them not to turn the ball over, only to see them do just that on the next play. It’s uncanny, it’s painful to watch, and it needs to stop. I don’t care if they need to put glue on Ahmad Bradshaw’s hands or bring Joe Girardi in to teach Eli how to slide like he did for (choking back vomit) Mark Sanchez.

Nobody in the NFL is going to win games with a -4 turnover ratio and nobody is going to win games turning the ball over twice inside their own 30-yard line. That is why last night we were on the short end of a 27-17 score and not the other way around.

The good news? Believe it or not, there is something: In 2007, we were 7-4 after Week 12 and went on to win the Super Bowl, so we’re not dead yet. Unfortunately that’s the only good news I can think of right now. We host the Jacksonville Jaguars next week and the Redskins the week after that, two very winnable games, as long as we don’t turn the ball over 70 times. 8-4 is where we are going to need to be heading into Minnesota for Week 14. Let’s hope, for Tom Coughlin’s sake, and for the sake of my health, that we can get there.

*Editor’s Note: Tomorrow afternoon I’m going to be interviewing offensive lineman David Diehl, so if you have any questions you want me to ask him, feel free to leave them in the comment box below, or drop me an email at robertmoreschi@gmail.com





Shootout!

16 12 2009

‘Tis the season for giving, and the Giants were in the holiday spirit on Sunday night. They gave and they gave and they gave to the Eagles until their little hearts could give no more. If Sunday night’s shootout between the Giants and Eagles ends up being the last game I ever watch inside Giants Stadium, the only way I can picture it being any better is if the Giants came out on the winning end of that 45-38 circus that I witnessed from section 128, row 31. Before I talk about the game and why it turned out the way that it did, let me get a few things out of the way first. I go to a pretty fair amount of Giants games, I’d say around 4 or 5 each year. Never, ever have I been to a game that was as much of an emotional see-saw as Sunday night’s game. Even last year’s Sunday night finale against the Panthers for home field advantage in the NFC, when we overcame a 21-10 deficit to win 34-28 in overtime, could match it. From the opening drive of the game, you could immediately tell that it was going to be a unique night. There are a few reasons why this was evident:

1) It was a Sunday night game. Even though it was raining all day leading up to the game (luckily the rain subsided about an hour before kickoff) Giants fans were out tailgating in full force from about 3 in the afternoon, proving that not even the most miserable weather can stop people from drinking outside in a parking lot for 5 hours. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: night games are a very different animal. Everyone is at least 30 times more rowdy and loud and obnoxious and innocent taunts are about 100,000 times more likely to quickly escalate to full-blown fist fights. Night games are special, night games are dangerous.

2) Combine the fact that it was a night game with the fact that it was a divisional game against the hated rival Eagles, and it’s like mixing Mentos with Diet Coke. It goes without saying that there is no love lost between New York and Philadelphia. If anything, the rivalry between the two cities has escalated ten-fold since the World Series. We hate each other, and we’re not afraid to let it show. About 80,000 people let it show on Sunday night.

3) To top it all off, this game was for first place in the NFC East. With the Cowboys losing to San Diego earlier in the day, the winner of Sunday night’s game would take over first place in the division. Although a Giants win would have pulled them into a three-way tie with the Eagles and Cowboys at 8-5, they would have held the tiebreaker over both teams (winning head-to-head both times against Dallas and having a better division record than Philly). Needless to say, this was an extremely important game and everyone in that stadium the other night was fully aware of it.

So, as I was saying, we could all feel that this was going to be a special night. I was positive that it was, at least until McNabb marched the Eagles down the field on the opening drive like he was playing against the practice squad. After Brent Celek turned his 92nd catch of the drive into a touchdown and it was 7-0, I was more than a little apprehensive. When Brandon Jacobs coughed up the ball at the Eagles’ 44-yard line on the ensuing possession and Sheldon Brown ran it back 60 yards for the touchdown to make it 14-0 with less than 6 minutes gone by, the only thing I could think of was November 1st.

Giants vs. Eagles

Like I said though, this was not going to be just another ordinary game. Sure enough, the Giants answered, and after an electrifying 68 yard touchdown pass from Manning to Hakeem Nicks (a play that came after Nicks dropped two consecutive passes and was bailed out both times by a pass interference call on Eagles corner Quentin Mikell) the Giants cut the Philadelphia lead to 14-10. The game would continue like this for pretty much the rest of its duration. Just when it looked like the Eagles had extended their lead for good, Eli would lead Big Blue right back into the game. The momentum was passed back and forth more times than Snookie on an episode of Jersey Shore.

When the Giants finally took the lead in the middle of the third quarter on a 61 yard touchdown pass to Domenik Hixon, Giants Stadium erupted in a way that I haven’t seen in a long time. The play started out as short pass that Hixon turned into the second big play of the game for the Giants, when he broke several tackles en route to his second electrifying touchdown in as many weeks. When Lawrence Tynes’ extra point sailed through the uprights in the east end zone to give us a 31-30 lead, the place went bonkers. In fact, if you didn’t know any better you would think that Oprah just gave every single person in the stadium a new car. There was the whole deal: awkward man hugs, way too many high-fives, my brother slumped in his seat like he was just assassinated, and far too many old men dancing to Notorious B.I.G. So basically, it was everything I love about football.

A few commercials and a kickoff later, and McNabb found DeSean Jackson for a 60 yard touchdown pass that looked so easy I could have sworn that the play was blown dead and I just hadn’t heard the whistle. No such luck. Eagles 37, Giants 31. I haven’t gone from utterly ecstatic to utterly devastated that quickly since that one Christmas morning 15 years ago when I found a letter from Santa on the dining room table and then realized that his handwriting was exactly the same as my mom’s.

The rest is history. Leonard Weaver from 1 yard out to make it 45-31. The Giants add the obligatory late game touchdown to pull within 7, followed by the obligatory onside kick attempt and the inevitable kick that goes out of bounds. Game, set and match, Giants are in third place. So how did we get to that point, and what is there to look forward to as we head into the home stretch of this anything-but-ordinary 2009 season? I’m glad you asked. Let’s hear the bad news first, and then the good news, since that’s the way I like to do it and this is my column.

The Negatives

- Too many dropped passes. There were drops on Sunday night and then there were drops. You know, the kind of drops where your only reaction is to put both of your hands on top of your head and remark more than once about how you “can’t believe it”. I can’t even tell you how many times this happened on Sunday night. Hakeem Nicks did it. Mario Manningham did it. Heck, even Michael Boley dropped an interception that would have been a sure touchdown in the third quarter. Fortunately, Nicks was bailed out by Quentin Mikell three times on one drive (two pass interference calls and one awful missed tackle on his touchdown), but for the most part the Giants receivers were catching like they were wearing boxing gloves on Sunday night. It got so bad that I was waiting for someone to come out with glue on their hands like the kid from Little Giants.

Philadelphia Eagles Donovan McNabb reacts after a touchdown in the fourth quarter against the New York Giants at Giants Stadium

- Missed tackles. The tackling also could not get any worse. Our linebackers and secondary dove at Eagles receivers like they were trying to pull a flag out of their pants, not make an actual tackle. On his 72 yard punt return in the second quarter that give Philly a 24-10 lead, DeSean Jackson actually ran backwards for a few steps to avoid tacklers before accelerating down the near sideline. He backpeddled, changed direction, and still managed to avoid even being touched. Enough said.

- The secondary. Listen, I could fill up a whole 3,000 word column about the Giants secondary, so I’ll save my time (and yours) by saying that everytime McNabb took a seven-step drop and threw the ball downfield, my hands went right to the top of my head as if I knew that someone in a white and green jersey was going to be wide open. Almost 90% of the time, I was exactly right. The worst of this was the aforementioned backbreaking touchdown pass to Jackson. Almost as bad as that: on a 3rd and 20 on the final drive of the first half, with the Giants trailing 24-17 and trying to hang within a score heading into halftime, McNabb found Jackson for a 44 yard gain in the middle of the field to the Giants’ 24 that led to Michael Vick’s 1 yard touchdown run and a 30-17 lead. There is no way that NFL receivers should be that wide open that often. Yet somehow, it happened on Sunday night.

The Positives

- Eli Manning. He did everything he had to do to win. You could not possibly ask of anything else from a quarterback. He put 38 points on the board. In the NFL, when you score 38 points and outgain your opponent 512-374, you’re supposed to win the game. His defense let him down, and that’s it. His numbers (27/38, 391 yards, 3 TDs) marked a career-high in passing yards, breaking the mark he set a few weeks ago against Atlanta, and prove that he kept the Giants in the game and gave them a chance to win up to the very last moment. That’s all you can ask of him.

- Run defense. Although we got absolutely shredded through the air, we held the Eagles backs to only 77 yards on the ground. Furthermore, Jacobs and Bradshaw combined for 133 yards on the ground. Even if it’s not the best we’ve seen from the two, they both picked up a few big first downs and did what they had to do to open up the passing lanes for Manning.

- The future. With three games left in the 2009 season and a 7-6 record, one would assume that the future is looking bleak for Big Blue. However, we know better than to count anyone out yet. After all, this is the NFL. With the Giants only one game behind the Cowboys, it is more than possible for us to sneak past Dallas in the final weeks to grab the final wild card spot in the NFC. The Cowboys will play the Saints, Redskins and Eagles in their final three games, starting Saturday night in New Orleans, and we all know that there is no such thing as a sure thing for the Dallas Cowboys in the month of December. Even the Redskins will be a test for Dallas. Two losses for the Cowboys in the their next three and two wins for the Giants will give us a playoff birth at 9-7. The Giants last three opponents: Washington, Carolina and Minnesota.

Clearly the playoffs are not yet out of the question. So the question is, can we start covering some receivers?





Remembering the Beginning of the Eli Manning Era (and Week 11 Picks)

20 11 2009

On Sunday I’ll be making my third trip up to Giants Stadium this season to see a Giants-Falcons game that at the beginning of the season looked like it would be a late-November battle for NFC supremacy. After all, both the Giants and Atlanta were coming off playoff berths last season and looked poised to get even better. Now this game, while still important, is important for an entirely different reason. Both the Giants and Falcons are 5-4 and locked in a downward spiral. On Sunday, one team will win and improve to 6-4, possibly providing the momentum necessary to save the season and turn things around. On Sunday, one team will lose and drop to 5-5, making it very difficult to make a late-season playoff push. You can call it a do-or-die game, or a building block to bigger things or a hundred other euphemisms, the fact still remains: the Giants absolutely need to win this game. There’s no way around it. Coughlin called the Giants’ last game against San Diego a “one-game playoff”;  if that were true, the Giants have been knocked out already. But then something happened last week. With the Giants resting up on their bye week, both the Eagles and Cowboys, the two teams ahead of Big Blue in the NFC East, both lost. And suddenly this thing is far from over.

Sunday’s game also has me thinking about something else. It has me thinking about the last time the Falcons visited the Meadowlands, 5 years ago tomorrow. On November 21, 2004, I sat in Section 121 and watched Eli Manning, our prized number one draft pick make the first start of his NFL career. Even though I had absolutely no part in Eli Manning’s conception or subsequent birth, part of me felt like I was watching my son take the field for his first pop warner game, or something along those lines. I was still in high school at the time though, and these were still the days where Michael Vick was only 45% hype and 55% talent, as opposed to 95% hype and 5% talent like he has been post-prison stint. Unfortunately, the 55% of talent prevailed on that day and Vick rushed for something like 900 yards against us, in route to a 14-10 win. We did have a chance to win the game, but our last gasp drive was stalled when Eli was picked off by Keith Brooking. On that day in 2004, Eli was hesitant, he was a little unsure, and the impossibly high expectations that he carried with him from Oxford, Mississippi for the rest of that season, and the season after that and the season after that, made it extremely difficult for anyone to see past his shortcomings.

Did that all change when his playoff heroics helped us win the Super Bowl two years ago? I wish I could say it did, but in New York, there is no such thing as a championship grace period, as relentless and unforgiving as that may sound. Now, 5 years after that game against Atlanta, there is no question that Eli has emerged as one of the top quarterbacks in the league. On Sunday, I’d like to see that Eli. The Eli that’s a leader and a cool assassin in the clutch, and not the Eli from 2004 who looked like his lunch was on the way up after every bad pass he threw. I would like to win another Super Bowl (honestly, who wouldn’t?) and I think this team has about as good a shot as any other Giants team I’ve ever watched, even last year’s team. So it starts on Sunday, at home against Atlanta. Back to where it all began.

On to this week’s quick picks, sponsored by nobody. Home teams in all caps.

DETROIT (-3.5) over Cleveland

Mangini wasn’t the first coach to be fired this season? I guess cameos in The Sopranos do go a long way. You should have thought about that before you turned down the part, Dick Jauron.

Buffalo (+9) over JACKSONVILLE

And the countdown to T.O.’s first sideline temper tantrum begins….(checking watch)….NOW!

Pittsburgh (-10) over KANSAS CITY

Nothing allows you to heal the wounds of getting swept by the Bengals quite like a game against the Chiefs.

Indianapolis (-1) over BALTIMORE

This game has “37-3 Colts” written all over it.

NY GIANTS (-6.5) over Atlanta

I don’t know why I’m doing this. Please, someone tell me why I’m doing this. Oops, too late.

GREEN BAY (-6.5) over San Francisco

Brett Favre against Steve Young, should be a great game (2000).

MINNESOTA (-11) over Seattle

Brett Favre against Matt Hasselbeck, should be a boring game (2009).

Washington (+11) over DALLAS

Only because I know there’s no way that three different teams are going to cover 11+ point spreads this week.

New Orleans (-11.5) over TAMPA BAY

10-0 is when the people start talking. Can you handle that, Saints? Although the Pats 16-0 regular season a few years ago has taken some of that edge off.

Arizona (-9) over ST. LOUIS

Just a few more wins for the Cardinals before they go back to looking like they don’t really care. Just in time for the playoffs! Hey, it worked for them last year.

NY Jets (+10.5) over NEW ENGLAND

No I will not take the Patriots! Rex Ryan cried during a team meeting this week. HE CRIED. Do you know what that means?

Cincinnati (-9.5) over OAKLAND

Part of me is hoping for this game to be close so that a few people will vacate the Bengals bandwagon. I’m in Standing Room Only right now. My legs are getting tired and I’d like to have a seat.

San Diego (-3) over DENVER

Broncos should have stuck with wearing their mustard and brown Denver Omelettes uniforms. Ugly uniforms help teams win, just ask the Jets and Bucs.

Philadelphia (-3) over CHICAGO

-3 is the spread, and also what Jay Cutler fantasy owners see every time he throws another INT. I’m just kidding, I know that there aren’t any Jay Cutler fantasy owners….right?

Tennessee (+4.5) over HOUSTON

VINCE YOUNG WINS FOOTBALL GAMES.

Last Week: 7-8

Season Total: 81-63





Week 7: Where Super Bowl Dreams Go To Die

23 10 2009

I was 7-7 again last week. And when I say that I barely salvaged a .500 record, I do mean barely. To say that I’ve hit a dry spell would be an understatement. Picking NFL games is like playing darts with your eyes closed, you just hope that it lands somewhere on the board and not lodged in the cornea of the person standing next to you. Last week, I would have blinded everyone at the bar.

Week 7 picks, home teams in all CAPS.

San Diego (-5) over KANSAS CITY

I warned you about the Chargers last week. Maybe in a normal, pre-Kyle Orton world the Chargers could get by with a 2-3 record after 6 weeks and not have to sweat about running down the division title with a late-season surge, but this is a new world now. It’s a world where Kyle Orton is the starting quarterback of a 6-0 team and a world where Josh McDaniels is looking like the smartest coach in the league. It’s also a world where Norv Turner still exists and as long as he’s pacing the sidelines with a play sheet and a headset on, we’re going to have to keep hearing stories about how underrated Phillip Rivers is and how the Chargers are underachievers.

Indianapolis (-13.5) over ST. LOUIS

It’s been exactly one year and four days since the Rams last won a regular season game. Since then we’ve elected a new President to office, Kurt Warner took the Cardinals to the Super Bowl, the stock market tanked, Michael Jackson died and we bombed the moon. The bad news? The Colts will most likely add another week to their suffering. Right now the state of Missouri is about as useful to the NFL as Canada.

Chicago (+1) over CINCINNATI

The Bengals tricked me into picking them last week. Their strangely soothing tiger-striped helmets lured me into picking them when I knew that Houston would rip them apart. I’ll go with the Bears this week so that the Bengals can spite me again. Also, I’m glad that I had Matt Forte on my fantasy team last year, before NFL defenses had a chance to figure him out.

Green Bay (-8.5) over CLEVELAND

I thought it was clever how the Browns used an outbreak of the swine flu to disguise the fact that they’ve really just quit on Mangini and don’t even want to show up for practice anymore. I think that in addition to catching on as an epidemic, the swine flu will also catch on as a convenient excuse to say “I’d rather not show up on Sunday and embarrass myself in front of 70,000 fans with paper bags over their heads”.

Minnesota (+5.5) over PITTSBURGH

Brett Favre, also better known as “ESPN”s Wet Dream” looks a lot different than he did last season. I would know, after all I watched him week in and week out with the Jets, cashing in his leftover supply of Brett Favre Dumb Luck cards in between heaving interceptions and forcing balls into triple coverage. I don’t see the same Brett this season as I saw last year with New York. He’s only thrown two picks so far over 6 games and looks a hell of a lot more confident in the Vikings offense. I wouldn’t bet against him at this point because he honestly looks like Liam Neeson in Taken right now. Like he has a score to settle and he’s going to demolish everything in his path. Or else I’m most likely wrong and the Vikings will end up 9-7. Beats me.

New England (-15) over Tampa Bay (London)

I know that the NFL didn’t know just how bad the Bucs would be this season when they scheduled this game, but they should at least send a letter of apology to the entire country of Great Britain for dumping this huge pile of garbage on Wembley Stadium. After this game Goodell will probably get an email from the British prime minister saying “Sorry, we’re all booked for next year, so thanks anyway. You can keep your football over there for now, I’ll give you a call if anything opens up in the next 20 years. I’m going to go watch the Manchester United game now and down a bottle of Scotch. P.S. Thanks for ruining The Office.

San Francisco (+3) over HOUSTON

Since this league is completely unpredictable, I’m going to stick with the only thing I know, which is that the Texans will usually always follow up a good game with an equally bad one. So here’s to you, Houston, for providing some sense of stability in this world of chaos.

NY Jets (-6) over OAKLAND

Richard Seymour: “You can mark it down, the Raiders will be in the playoffs in 2009.” Ummmm……you know, if he didn’t specifically mention the Raiders I would be convinced that he wasn’t even aware that he was traded. But he did, and now I’m mad at myself for actually weighing the possibility of Oakland making the playoffs.

Buffalo (+7) over CAROLINA

CAROLINA (-7) over Buffalo

I changed my pick when I realized that Ryan Fitzpatrick, from the football powerhouse of Harvard University, will likely be making the start. A more interesting side-story surrounding the Bills this season is the disappearing act of Terrell Owens. I had a feeling that this Buffalo stint wasn’t going to work out for him, but I didn’t realize how much he would be phased out. It’s not that the Bills don’t want to get him the ball, it’s that they just can’t. I’ll give it three weeks before he starts doing interviews in the third person, changes his number to 00 and stops running routes.

New Orleans (-6.5) over MIAMI

I know the Saints fans are excited about what they saw against the Giants last week, but I’ve been directed by my agent and publicist not to make any more comments about that game, so all I’ll say is this: no comment.

Atlanta (+4) over DALLAS

The Cowboys have a lot to prove this week, but so do half the teams in this league. I hate when guys on ESPN or some other NFL show say that about a team because they have nothing else good to say about them. “They have a lot to prove.” Having something to prove doesn’t make you special or unique. It certainly doesn’t make you good. It’s all about execution and whether or not Tony Romo will look like a deer in the headlights in the fourth quarter.

NY GIANTS (-7) over Arizona

I would say 7 points is a bit much until you take into consideration that this is a Sunday night game, at home and the Cardinals don’t do east coast games very well. I want to say that last week’s game was this season’s version of the Cleveland game from last year for the Giants and that they will rebound this week. Plus, THEY HAVE A LOT TO PROVE.

Philadelphia (-7) over WASHINGTON

I’ll give the Eagles one more shot this week, on the road in Washington, even though I’m aware that the Eagles are about 0-53 in Monday night games against the Redskins. But back to back losses to the Raiders and Redskins will bring about something that every Philly fan knew would come but is secretly fearing deep down: chants for Michael Vick at the next home game. You know it will happen if they lose on Monday night. YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF PHILADELPHIA, YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN.

Last Week: 7-7

Season Total: 54-36






Dog Days of Summer (Sorry Eagles fans, no pun intended)

28 08 2009

What have I missed in the three weeks since I last updated? Apparently, I missed a lot. Well, I didn’t exactly miss it, I’m well aware of what’s going on, I just haven’t had a chance to write about it. Blame vacation. Long gone are the slow, languid days of August where the big stories in sports are few and far between. Maybe a steroid scandal or two sprinkled in between NFL training camp and the early, lightly drawn beginnings of a pennant race, but typically the dog days of August are quiet and humid.

Not this August though. In fact, less than a month ago, back on July 29th, I wrote this in my column about the Brett Favre and Michael Vick sagas:

“As enthralled as I have been to follow this thrilling coverage, I’m reluctant to say that yesterday Favre decided to stay retired (for now) and on Monday, Goodell handed down a conditional reinstatement to Vick, essentially allowing him to play in the league again by Week 6, if he can find a team that can tolerate the thousands of rabid PETA protesters that will likely picket outside of every game he starts from now on.

Maybe in a few years we can look forward to “BRETT FAVRE! MICHAEL VICK! IT’S SUPER BOWL XLV ON FOX!!!””

Three weeks later, Brett Favre is, in fact, unretired yet again and the starting quarterback for the Minnesota Vikings, and tomorrow night, Michael Vick, the real-life Paul Crewe, will be making his preseason debut at quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles.  I can’t say I’m the only one who saw this coming, because let’s be honest, this news came as less of a surprise to me than when I found out that pro wrestling was fixed.  Now it’s not really possible for Favre and Vick to face each other in this year’s Super Bowl because they’re both playing for NFC teams, but is the possibility of an Eagles-Vikings match-up in the NFC title game completely out of the question? No, it’s not. Hence, why I should be getting paid for this.

Since I’m sure that everyone is tired of hearing about Brett Favre and Michael Vick, just as I’m tired of seeing people misspell Favre’s name in Facebook statuses (Farve? Really? And how long have you been a football fan?), I will move on to more pressing matters. Like, for example, this year’s tantalizing pennant races and wild card races are heating up now. As we get ready to close out the month of August and flip the calendar to September, we enter the final month of the major league baseball regular season and as of today’s standings it looks to me like every division, with the exception of the NL East and the NL Central, is still up for grabs. The Phillies hold a 7-game lead over the Marlins and Braves in the East, and honestly, the way that Philly is playing right now, with Jimmy Rollins finally getting his swing back and Cliff Lee pitching like Sandy Koufax, I don’t see either team catching them.

As for the Cardinals, they have a 8.5-game lead on the Cubs right now, which is the biggest division lead in the league right now. Pujols has 40 HRs and Chris Carpenter, pitching in his first full season since 2006 after Tommy John surgery, is 14-3 and making a bid for his second Cy Young award. So I would imagine that it’s safe to say that it will now be 101 years for those poor Cubbie fans from the North side.

As for the other 4 divisions, it’s anyone’s game. The Yankees have what seems like a pretty firm 6-game lead on the Red Sox, but with the history that these two teams have between each other (1978 pennant race, 2004 ALCS, etc), would anything really surprise you at this point? The Yankees are in a three-game series right now with the Rangers, who the Red Sox have a 1.5 game lead over in the Wild Card race, so I would guess that Boston will be doing a good amount of scoreboard monitoring over the next few nights.

The Dodgers would be doing scoreboard watching, if not for the fact that they just spent the last three games in Colorado trying not to passively watch as their season imploded in front of their eyes. Before this week’s series against the surging Rockies, the Dodgers division lead, which was once comfortably in the double digits, had shrunk to a minuscule 3 games and it looked like the Dodgers were putting on their best 2008 Mets impression. But the Dodgers took 2 out of 3 from the Rockies and now their lead is at 4 with a month to go.

The Rockies (looking a lot like the 2007 version of themselves that improbably made the World Series, and less like last year’s disappointment of a team) have a back-up plan luckily, if they can’t catch the Dodgers before season’s end. They hold a 3-game lead in the Wild Card standings over San Francisco.

As for the MVP races in both leagues? Four words. Albert. Pujols. Joe. Mauer.

Stay tuned for an action-packed NFL 2009 Season Preview coming up this weekend. Good luck on your fantasy football drafts everyone, and whatever you do, try to stay away from Brandon Marshall.








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